
literally the most irritating thing in the world is when u have a song stuck in ur head but its only the tune so u cant look up the lyrics to find out what it is
(Source: theyellowbrickroad)
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
(Source: you-are-an-airplane)